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The Phantom Parking Attendant - Urban Legend

The urban legend:

Outside Bristol Zoo is a car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8 coaches.  It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The charges are £1. per car and £5. per coach.

On Monday 1 June, he did not turn up for work. Bristol Zoo management phoned Bristol City Council to ask them to send a replacement parking attendant.

The Council said "That car park is your responsibility."

The Zoo said "The attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?"

The Council said "What attendant?"

Gone missing is a man who has been taking daily the car park fees amounting to about £400 per day for the last 23 years...!

Via the Evening Post yesterday:

Our newsroom, as well as the offices of Bristol Zoo, has been inundated with messages asking if the story is true, particularly as some versions say it has recently appeared in the Evening Post.

The story has been published on many blogs and forums on the internet and even caught the attention of the police after one person who read it made a complaint. […]

Parking attendant Cliff Smith, 58, who was on duty at the Clifton Down car park yesterday, said: "I've worked here for about five years and it was about two years ago that this email started to circulate. It was around April time, which might explain things, but we didn't really take much notice of it.

"Then in about April of this year it appeared again. Someone mentioned it to me, then a couple of zoo members said it had been circulated around their companies.

Sorry, Internet (and Wogan). It’s funny, but it just ain’t true.

Areal Parking Density in Bristol

Bristol City Council’s Plans for a Residential Parking Scheme in Bristol are running silent at the moment. But in the depths of the Council House I suspect there is a team of crack advisors [sic] ready to leap into action as soon as the latest consultation has been collected, bundled, and buried in a peat bog. And of course, as soon as the election is out of the way.

In my continuing and sparsely-read series of policy ideas for the city - the writing of which I find more enjoyable than having my photo taken while kneeling in front of pot-holes with a wounded expression on my face - I’d like to propose an alternate approach to parking management.

(photo via the Bristol Traffic Blog)

Well, an alternate-alternate approach to parking management, as I still think mutualisation of residential streets and cul-de-sacs is a cheap and simple way to give local residents the opportunity to decide how to manage parking in their area.

Interlude:  if you get a chance, have a look at my tweaks to “20’s plenty” - a concept for a city-wide speed limit of 20mph with an associated reduction in signage, traffic lights and parking attendants.

Parking is only a contentious issue when demand rises to the point where residents are unlikely to be able to leave their car near to their residence. Another way of phrasing this is to say that there is an optimal ratio between the number of households in a ward and the number of on-street parking spaces; the "areal parking density”.

Instead of a huge edifice of parking permits, enforcement officers, clamps, tow trucks, fines and of course marketing leaflets saying how super it all is, we could just amend the city’s planning guidance to developers to indicate that planning permission for change of use or sub-division of a residential property would not be approved if it changed the ratio of household spaces to on-street parking spaces – let’s call it the “parking density metric” - in the ward.

Having looked at the “parking density metric” and done their calculations, developers can then decide whether to crack on with their development, off-set the externalities (create off-street parking or reduce households), or look elsewhere. The same principle can operate with commercial and industrial zoning.

But what if you’re a hair-shirted environmentalist who wants to reduce the number of cars on the streets. Or an MP with a house to convert into flats and “flip” at the taxpayers’ expense? Why then you walk a petition around the ward to run a referendum at the next Council ballot in which you can seek to amend the guidance given to developers for your ward. And if you get enough signatures it goes on the ballot paper.

Back when the Conservative Group in Bristol were making their proposed amendments to the city’s budget, officers established that a referendum wold cost approximately £0.50p per person, when carried out alongside an existing ballot. So that’s about £5,000 for a typical ward, which sounds like a reasonable sum to me. Each ward has a £10,000 budget each year through the Neighbourhood Partnerships scheme, therefore Councillors could if they wish initiate a referendum directly since they control that budget.

To limit the possibility of a Prisoner’s Dilemma situation, the constitution of the city could be amended to provide a limit on the change of the “parking metric” in a given period (e.g. no more than one standard deviation change of the average “parking metric” of the ward and its bordering wards in any four year period). And that’s my thought for the day. Bit policy-wonkish perhaps, but it’s my stab at creating a pricing mechanism for on-street parking. And perhaps a model for other referenda-based direct democracy.

Reminder – Residential Parking Schemes are a bad idea.

The guys are keepparkingfree.org do a better job of explaining it than I can:

If a scheme is introduced:

4. …there would be absolutely no guarantee of finding a space. There would be fewer spaces (see 8 below) and so more problems. Ask friends in cities like Bath that have schemes - you can buy a permit but still find nowhere to park!

5. …using the Council’s own figures and average enforcement levels, the Council would make a £multi-million profit. Guess who would pay?

6. …the cost for a 2 car family, including visitor permits, a parking ticket once a year (it happens) and a bit of pay and display parking would be over £200 per annum. Just when household budgets are already under severe strain

7. ...the Council has said it may ‘limit each household to one vehicle’. Even if that is OK for you now, what if your circumstances change?

8. …your household would be allowed 100 visitor permits per year, at £1 each after the first 50. Once you have used them (don’t forget visitors includes builders etc) you would have to use pay and display (mostly £1 per hour) or risk a fine or being towed away

9. ...a family wedding or funeral, with all the attendant comings and goings, could use up all your visitor permits for a year!

[and so on…click here for the full list]

Residents Parking Zone in Brandon Hill and Clifton

Second hand via the Evening Post, I read the following:

Residents parking zones are to come into force in two areas of Bristol by the end of next year.

The city council plans to introduce the controversial pilot schemes to Kingsdown and Brandon Hill in Clifton. More than 3,000 households will be affected by the permanent measures, which should be in place by December 2009. The two zones were chosen after a consultation carried out earlier this year showed more than half the residents living in the areas were in favour of some kind of parking permit scheme.

The city council will spend around £810,000 putting the schemes in place and a further £235,000 a year to keep it up and running.

Permits will cost £30 for one car, a further £80 for a second car and an extra £200 for households whose owners which want to park three cars on their streets. In homes which are divided into flats, each council tax payer will be able to apply for their own pass, costing £30 each for the first car. And permits for visitors will be issued with the first 50 being free and the second 50 costing £1 each.

Extra pay and display zones will be set up around streets in the areas where businesses depend on passing trade - such as shops and hairdressers. Parking here is likely to be free for the first 15 minutes of a stay.

Other issues, such as the number of permits allowed for multi-occupancy homes and the maximum number of permits allowed per household, are yet to be decided and will be subject to further consultation. Permits will be attached to the household and will are likely to be allocated according to vehicle registration.

Let's remind ourselves of what "more than half" means in this context:

Kingsdown: 51.1 per cent of respondents in favour; 16.9 per cent totally against

Brandon Hill: 54.9 per cent of respondents in favour; 17.5 per cent totally against

And remember, that's two areas out of approximately nine (?). See here for a discussion of "The Prisoner's Dilemma". And here's a wikipedia page about Salami Tactics.

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Still nothing on the Council's website. They've got all the tools to put this information directly in front of local taxpayers - why does the council not use them?

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