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Canvases - Primed and Stretched + £5 off at Lidl (12th Aug 2010 - 15th August 2010)

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Lidl have decided to go into the Artists Supply business, and are doing packs of Pre-primed, Pre-stretched Artists' Canvases. £3.99 per pack gets you:

  • 1 x size (cm): 50 x 70
  • 2 x size (cm) 40 x 40
  • 3 x size (cm) 25 x 30

If you're buying in bulk, here's a bit of free money:

Lidl Evoucher - £5 off 12 Aug 10 to 15 Aug 10

Academies in Bristol – School Reform and Job Cuts. What’s not to like?

[Note – front page of the UK parliament’s website is currently broken. This link works.]

The Academies Bill [Latest Draft] is on the final stretch in parliament, and seems likely to pass before the summer recess. The blurb is:

Academies are all-ability state funded schools. They have sponsors from a wide range of backgrounds, including universities and colleges, educational trusts, charities, the business sector and faith communities.

The big difference with (new) Academies is that they are entirely removed from Local Authority oversight (they are not “maintained”). Now my usual working theory is that life will be a lot easier for everyone if we get rid of as many layers of government bureaucracy as possible, starting at the centre. This Bill concerns itself with the middle-men at the Local Authorities, whereas I would have opted for a massive reduction in head count amongst the mandarins at the Department for Education (no longer the “Department for children, schools and families” and properly capitalised).

Will this legislation improve state education in Bristol, or indeed Britain? Not for a few years, no. This new legal status won’t magically solve the three major problems of parental indifference, weak senior management teams and teachers motivated more by ideology than idealism. But it’s a start, and once passed the Act will remove most of the obligations on a school to adhere to the National Curriculum, and create some opportunities for cost savings in Local Government.

Cuts in Local Government: break out the Chaumet Sparkling Perry (£1 at Lidl)

Since Academies will not be maintained, they will be funded directly by a grant (per pupil) from central government, I believe the affect on Councils will be a reduction in the council’s Dedicated Schools Grant, and probably the Area Based Grant and its share of National Non-Domestic [Business] Rates by the time some of the other marginal programmes have been cleared out.

As soon as this Bill becomes an Act of parliament, the theory is that all schools currently deemed “outstanding” by Ofsted will automatically be able to tell their Local Authority to get stuffed, thus – again, in theory – the process could start as early as September/October 2010 after parliament returns.

There is a slight fly in the appointment: none of Bristol’s existing maintained secondary schools have an outstanding ratings; only the Voluntary Aided School St Bede’s Catholic College manages that.

  • Total number of state secondary schools in BCC area: 20 (see here)
  • Total number of BCC maintained schools and existing academies: 20 (see here)
  • Number of maintained secondary schools with “Outstanding” ratings: ZERO (via Ofsted)

Which is pretty amazing when you look at the numbers involved:

But if we look at Primary Schools as well:

  • Total number of state primary schools in BCC area: 138 (see here)
  • Number of maintained secondary schools with “Outstanding” ratings: 9 (via Trym Tales)

then we’re in business. Taking 6.5% of schools out of LEA control is a reasonable basis for a headcount cut of say… 5% as a starter? Rounding up, let’s say 30 Full Time Equivalent LEA Staff.

As to what affect this will have on Bristol Council’s £400m annual budget (yes, really, £400 million, and that doesn’t count the running costs of the schools), my guess would be a reduction of around £8-10 million in the dedicated schools grant. A 30-person cull within CYPS could potentially bolster this with a £750,000 cut in Council Tax next year. That’s only about £5 for each tax paying household, but it’s better than a kick in the teeth.

Add in a few non-job holders like the Enrichment Coordination team (£57k), the Playing for Success Scheme (£50k), the Business Partnership Manager (£62k), the Drugs Coordinator team (£149k), the 14-19 Advisor consulting contract (£159k), the EMAS service (£35k), and cheaper biscuits for the SACRE meetings (£17k) then suddenly you’ve got a fairly decent set of cuts; maybe an easy £10 off a typical Band D council tax bill.

Local Note

The recently deflowered Charlotte Leslie MP (Coalition, Bristol North West) has got herself a place on the Education Select Committee, so she’ll no doubt be front and centre with subsequent Academies legislation.

5 iPhone Apps that make my life easier and more fun

(Note – these all work on the iPad, I believe)

DropBox (Free)

Seriously: If you don’t already have this, stop whatever you are doing and download it now.

Install the PC, Mac or Linux software on any computer and you can have a single directory that automatically synchronises to any computer you wish. You get 2GB of free space, and can upgrade to 100Gb for a pretty reasonable fee

Then install the free iPhone App and you can access your drop box from your iPhone. Loads of supported file formats.

iStockphoto (Free)

Instant access to a database of millions of royalty-free images. And it’s faster than the website as well.

iSSH (£6)

A VT100, VT102, VT220, ANSI, and xterm client. It does SSH. It has a VNC client. You can do X server connection. All the usual RSA and DSA key options. It is so ridiculously clever, that if you are a system administration and find yourself thinking “blimey , six quid is a lot for an iphone app”, then slap yourself on the back of the head before you buy it.

ePrint (£2)

Print from your iPhone to any Postscript LPR/LPD device (mostly) by IP Address. . Then chortle, because it’s so clever. I don’t chortle very often, but printing off a contact from my iPhone to a nearby networked printer definitely brought on a chortling impulse.

JotNot Scanner Pro (£1)

Scan stuff with your iPhone, and send it to Google Docs as a PDF. There are more expensive alternatives with better Optical Character Recognition (OCR), but this one works for me.

Shredder Chess for iPhone (£6)

Pocket-based chess humiliation by one of the world’s strongest chess engines (2600 ELO). Can be dialed down to 850 ELO (Carbon Monoxide Poisoning) if you want to even the odds. Best chess app on the iPhone, with the edge over Fritz due to the inclusion of loads of chess puzzles.

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